We’ll tell you right now. This is a floor-shaking video. This is the biggest celeb fitness video of them all. An absolutely jaw dropping tit fitness session. Is there a sweeter sound effect in the galaxy than the sound of two massive, lovely wobblers slapping together? Linsey is gonna show the world, or at least the population of LinseysWorld, how she keeps her charming bust so precious, uplifted and firm. She has no easy job of it. First, Linsey will aerate her lungs with breathing exercises. Watch carefully as her lungs fill with oxygen. (Remember her Brainiac Science Abuse appearance?) Then calisthenics to warm up her joints. Her stretchy panties get a top rating, by the way. While she warms up her joints, we will warm up our man-joint. Remain calm, there’s no cause for alarm. We want to see her peaks as fast as you do so by 2:44, LDM has that top off. She only asks if she can take off her pants just to be polite. Linsey will get a complete titty workout by the time she is finished. That mini-trampoline is perfect for studying her bounce quotient. We’re just lucky Linsey didn’t come at us swinging a baseball bat for this.