It is worldwide “showing my milk cans and vagina on video for the first time” time for Sydni Lane, a 61-year-old perfect babe from South Florida who debuted last week with her first naked pics. Sydni is single (never married), and she’s a rub therapist. We didn’t ask her if being a massage therapist involves caressing guy’s weenies because we didn’t want to be nosey. We do, however, like to use our imaginations. So, in our imaginations, it does. In real life…well, probably not. Sydni enjoys figure skating and ballroom dancing. She likes gonna art galleries and museums. Does that make her a nose-stuck-up-in-the-air high society babe? No. Not at all. Because Sydni is also a nudist and a swinger. She dildos her cunt with the vibration on “High.” She squirts when she is nailed right. She hearts to have sex many times a day. She’s into anal sex. And she recently had sex with a 28-year-old. “He was on his arms and knees, and I played with and sucked his pecker and balls from behind,” Sydni told us. “Then I inserted a vibrator in his ass, and he sat on it.” Okay, whatever floats your boat, Sydni. What floats our bubble would be seeing Sydni having sex. And guess what? After going solo-only the first time around, Sydni is returning to our studio to bop and fuck a real, live knob! Stay tuned.