Lauren Taylor, 56, brings her car to the mechanic. Her car has been making what she calls “a little noise.” This time, we all know that little car noises often lead to the greatest repairs, but somehow, this mechanic can tell by just looking under the hood that anything is nice. Is he going to take Lauren for a ride? Nope. She’s going to ride him. She actually squats on his pecker and takes off her top while he’s looking under the car. What the hell is going on here? “I think I know where that leak is coming from,” the mechanic says as Lauren rubs his crotch. “Is this what you came here for?” Apparently, it is. Lauren sucks his dipstick. Then she bonks his dipstick. Hey, what’s the hourly charge for labor in this joint? And does Lauren get a discount for being a hot MILF? Probably. Lauren is a 56-year-old divorcee and mother of two from Southern California. We asked her how a fellow can attract her attention, and she said, “Nice can go a long way.” By the looks of things, a bulge in your panties can go a long way, too. By the way, the mechanic shoots his load into Lauren’s wide-open mouth. As for the car, there was nothing wrong with it in the first place.