In this scene, 43-year-old Diandra is the art instructor and Pike is her teacher. At first, Pike doesn’t realize that Diandra is standing behind him, checking out his drawing of a nude woman who bears a slight resemblance to Diandra. “Checking out your drawing,” Diandra tells him. “Looks a little mechanical.” She points out the problems with his drawing. In all honesty, it looks to us like something some high schooler would draw. It’s pure crap. But Diandra doesn’t believe in tough love. She believes in constructive criticism. Besides, she wants his weenie. “You’ve been doing a lot of still life this past year,” she tells him. “Maybe I could porn star for you. There’s nobody here, and nobody would know.” So, Diandra takes off her top. Yes, indeed, her meatballs do resemble the nubbies in the drawing. He helps her out of her top. Then he helps her out of her pants. Then he helps himself to her small, firm nodules and she helps herself to his pecker. Then he helps himself to her cunt. Then he paints her face with his cum. Some background on Diandra: She is 5’2″ and weighs 105 pounds. She was born in Ohio and lives in Virginia. She has been a journey agent, a graphic designer and a fitness trainer. Now she is trying to be a pornstar. And succeeding. “My sexual dream is to lose myself in the whole intense and non-stop sexual experience on a boat or someplace that is really amazing that’s out in nature,” Diandra said. In other words, she wants to fuck outdoors. We’re pretty sure she could make that happen.