When we first met 48-year-old Crystal, she says us, “I’ve been told for years that I should do porn, especially the sex part.” This day, in Crystal’s first hardcore video, we discover out why. It’s not just because she’s hot and sexy. It’s because she talks like a porn star, too. “Get that fucking penis over here next to me now,” Crystal Jewels demands. She’s wearing a strapless, lavender dress and nylon stockings that we can see the top of. “What happens if I don’t come over there right now?” Juan asks. “Well, I might got to make you come over,” Crystal says. “You don’t want this slit?” “Why don’t you tell me what you’re gonna do with my pecker first?” Juan told. Now, Juan can get away with this kind of stuff because he is a stud in a porn scene and he knows he’s gonna get some no matter what he says. But our recommendation goes as follows: DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME! Because at home, your woman might not say what Crystal told next: “I want it in my hot, soaked twat,” she told. “I want you to pound me. I like huge rods. Do you like tight cookies? Do you like older, COUGAR vaginas? Are you got to sit over there all night? It is not got to get your rod in this wet crack any sooner.” So Juan finally gets over there and fingers her bald pussy and sucks her hard teats, and then she gives a head his penis and plays mouth games with it. Mouth games? You’ll see. And then she bounces his dong hard, and she moans so loud…well, you might want to turn the volume down on your speakers. Then he cums on her face, and she licks her fingers clean. These buddies of Crystal who encouraged her to do porn? They had the right idea.