This special video opens with Bea Cummins getting what she deserves. No. We’re not talking about two young, hard knobs in her ass. That comes later. We’re talking about a birthday celebration befitting the hottest, most-beautiful 70-year-old ever, a woman who exudes class even when she’s showing off her bazookas and ass…a lady who has been a part of our family since December THREE, 2008, when she first stepped foot in our studio. Bea turned 70, and she celebrated the occasion with us. We got her a cake. We sang “Happy Birthday” to her. We bought her clothes. And a butt-plug. We read her letters from her admirers. And, then, we brought in two young, hard dongs to break her on-camera anal cherry. By the way, after she got home to Tennessee, Bea dropped us a note. It read, “Looking forward to seeing y’all again soon or any time for that matter. I have no plans on retiring any time in the near future.” That is the best news we’ve heard in 70 years.