Farrah Rose, a 46-year-old divorcee with huge wahwahs, big lips and platinum-blonde hair, is sitting in a waiting room, wearing a low-cut, yellow top, a short skirt and high heels. She is reading a magazine when she notices the young boyfriend sitting near her. “Have you been checking me out?” she asks. “Yeah,” he told, confused. “You caught me.” Rule No. 1: It’s best to check out a woman who wants to be checked out. Farrah starts fondling his thigh and package area. Rule No. 2: If a woman does that to you, it means she wants your pole. But first, he is going to have her wahwahs. Then he is gonna eat out her ass and slit. And then she gets his penis. In her mouth, in her slit and in her backdoor. In the waiting room. Funny, but neither of ’em ever get called.