“I’m much better this time than when I was in my 40s. There’s no comparison,” said Patsy, a 64-year-old housewife who returns to show off her purdy face, delicate body and gaping wet crack (one of the best we’ve ever seen; we’re sure you’ll agree). “I like myself better this time. I look at the photos of me that me and my hubby have taken over the years and I’m totally different. I think I’m a lot sexier.” It’s hard to imagine a woman being any sexier than Patsy, who was born in the United Kingdom, lives in Phoenix with her husband and has retained her British accent. “I think it is the weather,” Patsy opined. “When it is warm all the time, you feel liberated. It’s a valuable feeling to know you don’t have to bundle up in cold-weather lingerie.” Sure, it could be the weather. Or it could be that Patsy is just hot. Patsy is now a homemaker, but she used to be a secretary and a computer operator. She has also worked in spas. She’s a nudist but she isn’t a swinger. And she wouldn’t call herself a wild woman. “Like everyone, I have mystery fantasies,” she said. “But I love regular sex, so just give me straight-forward sex with a great fellow and I am happy.” Any volunteers? Oh, by the way. That gaping snatch? Wow!